Procrastination is a beautiful thing

I haven't finished my homework for class tomorrow. I have a three page paper to right that if I actually started writing it would go fairly quickly. I also have to submit a copy of my vita (professional resume) which needs a little sprucing up. Instead of getting down to business, I am engaged in the time honored occupation of procrastinating.

I have procrastination down to an art. I am in fact multi-procrastinating. I am obviously writing this blog, which just could not wait until I finished writing my paper. I justify writing my blog first because It has been a week since my last post and so I need to write another one. I sat here looking at the empty screen contemplating what I wanted to write about. Then I noticed that I had a new email. So I clicked over to my email tab and read it. I was invited to a party. I had to RSVP and decided what I wanted to bring. Then I looked at facebook and read someones post about dinner or some such thing and now I'm writing about procrastination.
 Next to me sits a container of vegan, gluten free peanut butter cookies. They only have four ingredients: peanut butter, sugar, baking soda, and egg replacer. I've already eaten three. On my night stand I have a cup of Tetley tea with a little bit of sugar and almond milk. Food is an excellent way to distract oneself. I am also watching a movie. Now my tea is finished so I'm thinking about going back for some more. Maybe some dried mangos and cranberries can join my procrastination party. I am planning my day tomorrow and thinking about what I want to buy next time I go grocery shopping. I really want some half and half or perhaps heavy whipping cream. Strawberries are ripe and tasty, maybe I want some of those. I have some bacon that needs to be cooked, but I need to plan my cooking around when my roommate is not home. She can't stand the smell of bacon cooking. I could go on in this way for a while, but you aren't interested in the musings of my wandering thoughts and my avoidant aims. So I guess I had better finish this so I have one less thing to block my progress on my paper.
What is your favorite procrastination tactic?